The Unicorn Behind it All

Hello humanoids. Why have you come to this page? You wish to know about yours truly? ..... Are you a stalker? *shrugs* It doesn't really matter if you are or if you aren't. I don't really care. Guess I could tell you a bit about myself though. I am from a far off place called Scotland. I grew up in the forests. When I was thirteen my family was captured by the evil Scottish scientists who wished to experiment on my kind. With some help from a man with a blue box my family and I escaped and moved to the United States. I've been writing tales of blood and death bunnies and rainbows ever since then.

this is my beautiful self

Facts about me:

I am a unicorn

I like Skittles

I am death

I am a writer

I write weird stuff

I write sci-fi

and humor

Hi mom! *waves*

uh..... Skittles are cool

I'm running out of facts

What do I put next?

Cheese tastes good

Lists are boring

Why am I still writing this thing?

I should stop

I really should

I'm going to stop

Eventually

You're still reading this?

Dang humanoid. 

Why are you still here?

Go check out the rest of the blog

This list is kinda pointless

Why are you still reading this?!

I'm going to stop now

Go read the rest of the blog

Go! Seriously you humans never listen